- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Womens rights.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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