- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

I like to eat.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Brett Farve

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Freedom of Speech

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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