-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Obama

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

knock knock whos there .. derp

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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