Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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DERP

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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