A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Kenny G

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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