What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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