- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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