- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Black people are innocent.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Potato salad

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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