Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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