Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Kate

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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