- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Winking at old people

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

1+1= 69

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

theres a fat guy

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