Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A black person in the NHL

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Hi my name is Bob

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

I Love Hitler.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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