- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

does this look unsure to you?

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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