-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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