- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's in there? Get outta there...

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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