There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Global Warming.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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