Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

james schmitt whats your last name

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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