What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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You.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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William Raines.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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make me a sandwich!

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Five guys one rape.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I can't see my forehead

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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