A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Hi my name is Bob

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Hitler

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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