How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Hitler

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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