Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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American healthcare.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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balls in ya mouf

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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wat?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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make me a sandwich!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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