- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

So a seal walks into a club...

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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