An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Carlton

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Robin, get in the car.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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