knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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balls in ya mouf

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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P0P T4Rt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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