A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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apple pie.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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