Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women rights..

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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