-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A black man killed someone

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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