A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Women's rights

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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No joke.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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