Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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