What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Rick Perry.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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No.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Asians...

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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