- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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