What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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knock knock go away

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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