What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

I like your hair

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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