- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Asians...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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