What's funny? Women's rights.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Rick Perry.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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