-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A joke

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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I Love Hitler.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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