Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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The government makes a good decision

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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BIG PENIS

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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why did the chicken cross the road

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A man walks into a bar.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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