Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What what In the butt

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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