What's big and black? A black fridge.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Rick Perry.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Laura Pratz..

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What's 6+2? 16

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's in there? Get outta there...

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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