Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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live babies

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Women's rights

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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i have aids and a chode

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Dallas Cowboys

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Global Warming.

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ekoj

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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