What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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