where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I like jokes.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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