What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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i have aids and a chode

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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knock knock go away

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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