A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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You're on fire.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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