- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Knock knock, come in.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Guess what? Chicken butt

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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