A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What what In the butt

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

A man walks into a bar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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