Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Liars go to hell! -God

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wat?

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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