- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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