The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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NEVER

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Female Athletics

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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