Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Oh...okay, good.

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