Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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noodles

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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