Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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P0P T4Rt

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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