what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Anti Joke

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