What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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My nipple is bleeding

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

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