Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

The Mets win the World Series

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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