what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Lacrosse

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