- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Laura Pratz..

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

women's rights

45.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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