- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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