Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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