Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

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