What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Gay rights

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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