- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your mom.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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