What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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