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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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