What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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minorities

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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