Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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