what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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My life

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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