Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Like my status for a tbh?

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Yah? Well your a ********

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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