Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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