Penis.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Kim Kardashian.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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My life

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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