nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

my names jim haha

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

who farted i did :]

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

hi im paul!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Popsicles

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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