a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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