Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Five guys one rape.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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