Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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My nipple is bleeding

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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