A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A black person in the NHL

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Poop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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