who farted i did :]

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

minorities

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Rebecca Black's new album.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

The joke below me is retarded

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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