- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Like my status for a tbh?

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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