- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's 1+1? 4.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

A man sat down Then he stood up

make me a sandwich!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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