- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

a black guy with rights in 1924

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Laura Pratz..

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

The Bible

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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