- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Military intelligence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's big? Jupiter.

Women's Rights...

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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