What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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