Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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