Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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BIG PENIS

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Asians...

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I like your hair

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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