Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Ben is gay

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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to see a bad joke look above

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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