What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Jews for Jesus

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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