What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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DANA

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Hello

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Exactly what?

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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