What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Exactly what?

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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steves legs

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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hi my name is? joe

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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