What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

josh simpson has cancer

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

im jewish

What what In the butt

Women's rights

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Small breasts.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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